Jason Mirus, Editor
Author, Self-Proclaimed Editor-in-Chief, 2024 Worst Sports Journalist of the Year, Newsletter Guy. I’m like the glue that holds this website together; it’s off-brand and turns in articles weeks late, but it works.
You may have seen my articles (or talked to me at any point this year), I have a bizarre sense of humor. If you see anything on this website that makes you roll your eyes, that’s almost guaranteed to be my doing. Multiple people have said that I am one of the funniest people they’ve ever met, I think that’s pretty sad. I would consider myself a fairly outgoing and caring person…I’m like a giant teddy bear, except I scream when you get close to me. Consider that a warning.
I primarily wrote Sports articles, but since the football season’s ended, I’m sort of doggy-paddling around now (which is NOT as cute as it sounds). I found a renewed interest in writing newsletters to bomb people’s inboxes with. Unfortunately, I don’t think too many people read them. Such is life. Matter of fact, I don’t think you’re reading this right now.
Some fun facts about me:
- I enjoy doing graphic design. I even designed the poster for our school play (which I will mention about a hundred times).
- I have my own cartoonish art style when I draw pictures: oversized head, massive eyes, round body, stubby limbs. And that’s just what I look like in real life. I would have definitely been a WWII propagandist if I was around back then.
- I play the bass guitar. Not well. But I do. Don’t ask me to perform, I will block you IRL. See what that’s like.
- I lost a fight to a girl shorter than me.
- My favorite My Little Pony character is Flapjack.
